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Tinder Jokes ❤️🔥 in 2025

I’d say you’re as beautiful as a Greek goddess, but what I can remember from history class,
– they were all pretty crazy

Do you ever wear fishnets?
– Because you’re a real catch.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

So I’ve been trying to come up with a good psychology pickup line for you,
– but I’m aFreud I couldn’t come up with any.

Are you my laptop?
– Because you’re really hot and I’m concerned.

Excuse me, do you have a band-aid?
– Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

Damn, you’re a knockout. Was your father a boxer, or did you just get lucky with the gene pool?
– I bet you a cocktail your personality is even better than your looks too!

Do you like bagels?
– Because you’re bae goals.

Ready for a gif war?
– This is my favorite gif of all time: gif (we recommend sassy llama). Can you beat it?

You’re sweeter than 3.14. Tell me I just won the cheesy pickup line competition?

If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you Australian?
– Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?

You look like you love a good adventure! What’s one of the best ones you’ve had so far?

Hey, I’m writing an article on the finer things in life and I was hoping I could interview you.

Are you from Tennessee originally?
– No? Oh, from where then?

Are you the square root of 1?
– Because you seriously can’t be real!

Tell me, what can I say to impress you?

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