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Time jokes ⏱️ in 2024

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I kept getting caught in a web of lies.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I kept getting caught in a web of lies.

I’m reading a book on the history of staircases. It’s a step-by-step guide.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I’m reading a book on the history of staircases. It’s a step-by-step guide.

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