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Time jokes ⏱️ in 2025

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I kept getting caught in a web of lies.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I kept getting caught in a web of lies.

I’m reading a book on the history of staircases. It’s a step-by-step guide.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I’m reading a book on the history of staircases. It’s a step-by-step guide.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

How do you organize a space party? You planet.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

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