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Time jokes ⏱️ in 2025

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.

I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I kept getting caught in a web of lies.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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