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Thursday jokes in 2025

I have enough money to set me for life…
– If I die next Thursday.

Why were my neighbors walking barefoot in their garden?
– Because they were celebrating open Toesday!

Why did the vegetable salad say to a fruit juice on a Tuesday morning?
– “They say it is our day, TossedDay!”

Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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