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Thursday jokes in 2025

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.

Why couldn’t Tuesday have fun with his friends?
– Because he could never see the weekend from there.

What is the case of a bad Monday called on a Tuesday?
– It is just a pre-existing condition.

Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.

Why did taco cry on a Tuesday when it was supposed to be happy because it was Taco Tuesday?
– Because a nacho said to it, “I am nacho friend anymore”.

Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor…
– And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!

What did dad say when mom asked him to get groceries alone?
– He said, “It’s Twosday, you’ve got to come along with me.”

The only thing I throwback on Thursday is Scotch.

What sounds better than a ‘happy Monday’?
– A very ‘happy Tuesday’ indeed.

Why is a Tuesday morning not bad?
– Because it a sign that one has survived through the previous Monday morning!

It’s Thursday. Let’s get shaken and stirred. Do I smell the weekend?

Why shouldn’t you eat a kids meal on Tuesdays?
– You shouldn’t eat a kid’s meal on any day because their mother will get angry with you!

Last Thursday, Bob ran into the supermarket in a hurry.
– “Ouch!” he said, then continued on his way, making sure to run around the supermarket this time.

Why didn’t the eggs go to school after Tuesday?
– They were all eggs-hausted and were afraid of the following day – the Humpty day!

Friday just called – she’ll be here tomorrow, and she’s bringing the wine.

How do you mark the day when the baby chews food for the first time on Tuesday?
– You call it a ‘Chewsday’.

Why did the employee leave the office on a Tuesday morning?
– Because his boss said, ‘Have a good day’.

You have to value all the things that you have right now.

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