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Thursday jokes in 2025

Why don’t people differentiate between Monday and Tuesday morning?
– Because for them Tuesday morning is just as similar to Mondays.

Be in love with every minute of your life – live every day like it’s your last.

Why do you often see fewer airplanes in the sky on Tuesday?
– Because after a long weekend, they’re supposed Tuesday grounded.

I asked the farmers to attend a meeting on Thursday morning.
– None of them turnip.

Why were Taco Tuesdays introduced?
– Because they wanted to give us something to taco ’bout the whole week.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.

Why couldn’t Tuesday have fun with his friends?
– Because he could never see the weekend from there.

What is the case of a bad Monday called on a Tuesday?
– It is just a pre-existing condition.

Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.

Why did taco cry on a Tuesday when it was supposed to be happy because it was Taco Tuesday?
– Because a nacho said to it, “I am nacho friend anymore”.

Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor…
– And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!

What did dad say when mom asked him to get groceries alone?
– He said, “It’s Twosday, you’ve got to come along with me.”

The only thing I throwback on Thursday is Scotch.

What sounds better than a ‘happy Monday’?
– A very ‘happy Tuesday’ indeed.

Why is a Tuesday morning not bad?
– Because it a sign that one has survived through the previous Monday morning!

It’s Thursday. Let’s get shaken and stirred. Do I smell the weekend?

Why shouldn’t you eat a kids meal on Tuesdays?
– You shouldn’t eat a kid’s meal on any day because their mother will get angry with you!

Last Thursday, Bob ran into the supermarket in a hurry.
– “Ouch!” he said, then continued on his way, making sure to run around the supermarket this time.

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