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Thursday jokes in 2025

Why can’t you change the decision of a seal saying ‘Tuesdays are the best’?
– Because it is a seal of approval.

I asked the farmers to attend a meeting on Thursday morning.
– None of them turnip.

A new day also means a new beginning. Forget about the past and have a fresh start.

Why did Pooh like Taco Tuesdays?
– Because they help in enhancing his roundness for the rest of the week.

So I was all dressed in latex whipping my slave when they kept on yelling someone else’s safe word. Then I realized this was my Wednesday appointment and not my Thursday appointment.
– Whoops, wrong sub.

How many days did it take for Sunday to reach Wednesday?
– Twosday.

Why don’t people differentiate between Monday and Tuesday morning?
– Because for them Tuesday morning is just as similar to Mondays.

Be in love with every minute of your life – live every day like it’s your last.

Why do you often see fewer airplanes in the sky on Tuesday?
– Because after a long weekend, they’re supposed Tuesday grounded.

I asked the farmers to attend a meeting on Thursday morning.
– None of them turnip.

Why were Taco Tuesdays introduced?
– Because they wanted to give us something to taco ’bout the whole week.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.

Why couldn’t Tuesday have fun with his friends?
– Because he could never see the weekend from there.

What is the case of a bad Monday called on a Tuesday?
– It is just a pre-existing condition.

Be happy with what you have while working for what you want.

Why did taco cry on a Tuesday when it was supposed to be happy because it was Taco Tuesday?
– Because a nacho said to it, “I am nacho friend anymore”.

Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor…
– And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!

What did dad say when mom asked him to get groceries alone?
– He said, “It’s Twosday, you’ve got to come along with me.”

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