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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2024

Credit: Southern Living
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
-Plymouth Rock.

What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
– Puritan.

What do comedians call thanksgiving?
-Pranks-giving.

What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?
-Thanks-taking.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
-Beets me!

What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
-Squash casserole

How is Pastor Rob’s Thanksgiving Jokes and butter similar?
-They are both on a roll. (“No, they are not,” groans Pastor Tyler)

How many cranberries grow on a bush?
-All of them!

Nobody is going to tell me how many people I can have for Thanksgiving
-Jeffery Dahmer

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