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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2025

Should you have that annoying distant auntie for Thanksgiving dinner?
– It’s really not worth it. Just have the turkey.

How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?
-On the Mooooo-flower.

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
-It hugged the shore.

What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
– Where’s pop corn?

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
-Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
-Ten tickles

What’s inside a genies turkey?
-Wishbones!

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Yes. A building can’t jump at all!

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving
-The turkey trot

Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
-Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an ghost?
-A poultrygeist!

What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?
-Breakfast or lunch.

What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
– A Har-VEST.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who?
-Olive the stuffing too!

Why didn’t Pastor Wendy season the Thanksgiving turkey?
-There was no thyme.

What do teddy bears and turkeys have in common?
-They are both filled with stuffing!

The weight of turkey that Americans will eat on Thanksgiving.
-The combined weight of the entire population of Chicago.

What did Uncle Jim say to the pecan?
-I only have pies for you.

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