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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2025

What’s blue and has feathers all over?
-A turkey holding it’s breath!

What do rednecks do for Thanksgiving?
-Pump kin

Where did the Pilgrims come from?
-Their parents, of course!

What kind of cars would Pilgrims drive today?
-Plymouth.

What did the boy say when his Mom wanted his help to fix Thanksgiving dinner?
-But I didn’t break it!

Why was Pastor Joey insulted at the free turkey giveaway?
-Someone gave him the bird.

Why is Thanksgiving an intelligent holiday?
– Because it’s in Know-vember!

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
-I’ll let you know next week!

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive
– It had 24 carrots

Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
-I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.

If pilgrims travel on the Mayflower, then what do college students travel on?
-The Scholar Ships.

Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
-IHOP.

What was the Scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
-Straw-berries!

Why was the Mayflower sailor put in a time-out?
– He was naughty-cal.

What does Pastor Jon Gildner call his brother when he falls asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?
-His Napkin.

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
-One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

What sound does a space turkey make?
-Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
-Fangs-giving

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