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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2024

What do you get when you divide a pie’s circumference by its diameter?
-Pumpkin pi.

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
– May flour.

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
– Because he was out standing in his field!

Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
-In the dictionary.

Why should you never leave a turkey alone with Thanksgiving dinner?
-Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tamara. Tamara who?
– Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!

What did Jordan Loudermilk say the day after Thanksgiving?
-I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
-Quack, Quack, Quack!

Would you like some Thanksgiving leftovers?
-I’m trying to quit cold turkey.

Credit: Southern Living
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
-Plymouth Rock.

What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
– Puritan.

What do comedians call thanksgiving?
-Pranks-giving.

What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?
-Thanks-taking.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
-Beets me!

What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
-Squash casserole

How is Pastor Rob’s Thanksgiving Jokes and butter similar?
-They are both on a roll. (“No, they are not,” groans Pastor Tyler)

How many cranberries grow on a bush?
-All of them!

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