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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2024

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
-Your nose.

What always comes at the beginning of parades?
-The letter P!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who?
-Phillip a big plate and dig in!

What Thanksgiving treat is most popular in Children’s Church?
-Pastor Janet’s Crayon-berry Sauce

If twenty Thanksgiving turkeys told terrible tales, how many T’s would there be in all?
-None, all doesn’t have any T’s!

Consider some of the reasons that cause Hanukkah and Thanksgiving to coincide this year
-Jews rely on the Shmuelian calendar for religious holidays, which is why Hanukkah seems to vary so greatly from year to year.

What do you get when you divide a pie’s circumference by its diameter?
-Pumpkin pi.

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
– May flour.

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
– Because he was out standing in his field!

Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
-In the dictionary.

Why should you never leave a turkey alone with Thanksgiving dinner?
-Because he will gobble, gobble it up!

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tamara. Tamara who?
– Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!

What did Jordan Loudermilk say the day after Thanksgiving?
-I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
-Quack, Quack, Quack!

Would you like some Thanksgiving leftovers?
-I’m trying to quit cold turkey.

Credit: Southern Living
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
-Plymouth Rock.

What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
– Puritan.

What do comedians call thanksgiving?
-Pranks-giving.

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