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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2024

What did Jordan Loudermilk say the day after Thanksgiving?
-I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
-Quack, Quack, Quack!

Would you like some Thanksgiving leftovers?
-I’m trying to quit cold turkey.

Credit: Southern Living
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
-Plymouth Rock.

What kind of tan did pilgrims get?
– Puritan.

What do comedians call thanksgiving?
-Pranks-giving.

What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?
-Thanks-taking.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
-Beets me!

What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
-Squash casserole

How is Pastor Rob’s Thanksgiving Jokes and butter similar?
-They are both on a roll. (“No, they are not,” groans Pastor Tyler)

How many cranberries grow on a bush?
-All of them!

Nobody is going to tell me how many people I can have for Thanksgiving
-Jeffery Dahmer

What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving?
-On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.

How did Mayflower sailors say hello to each other?
-They waved.

What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
-Fangs-giving.

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
-Because everything is marked down after the holidays.

Why did the pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
-Because the moose wouldn’t fit in the oven!

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