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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2025

What do comedians call thanksgiving?
-Pranks-giving.

What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?
-Thanks-taking.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump.

What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
-Beets me!

What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
-Squash casserole

How is Pastor Rob’s Thanksgiving Jokes and butter similar?
-They are both on a roll. (“No, they are not,” groans Pastor Tyler)

How many cranberries grow on a bush?
-All of them!

Nobody is going to tell me how many people I can have for Thanksgiving
-Jeffery Dahmer

What’s the difference between Election Day and Thanksgiving?
-On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day. On Election Day, you get a turkey for four years.

How did Mayflower sailors say hello to each other?
-They waved.

What do vampires call Thanksgiving?
-Fangs-giving.

Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?
-Because everything is marked down after the holidays.

Why did the pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
-Because the moose wouldn’t fit in the oven!

Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?
– Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!

What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
-The casse-role

And stop groaning about Thanksgiving 2020. This Thanksgiving may be different than in most years, but Jesus is still King! We all have blessings we can count! And we can always be thankful for Jesus and His great love!
-Praying you and you your family have a blessed Thanksgiving Day.

What is big, green and goes gobble, gobble?
-A Turkey-saurus Rex!

I tried to post a Thanksgiving joke about turkeys…
-But it was removed because of fowl language.

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