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Thanksgiving Jokes 🦃 in 2025

Why do turkeys gobble?
-Because they never learned table matters!

Where does a waitress with only one leg work?
-IHOP.

What was the Scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
-Straw-berries!

Why was the Mayflower sailor put in a time-out?
– He was naughty-cal.

What does Pastor Jon Gildner call his brother when he falls asleep after Thanksgiving dinner?
-His Napkin.

How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
-One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

What sound does a space turkey make?
-Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
-Fangs-giving

Should you have that annoying distant auntie for Thanksgiving dinner?
– It’s really not worth it. Just have the turkey.

How did the Pilgrims bring their cows to America?
-On the Mooooo-flower.

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
-It hugged the shore.

What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
– Where’s pop corn?

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
-Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.

How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
-Ten tickles

What’s inside a genies turkey?
-Wishbones!

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
-Yes. A building can’t jump at all!

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving
-The turkey trot

Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
-Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.

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