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Tesla jokes 🚗⚡🔋 in 2025

What do you call a Tesla that’s always on fire? A hot rod.

Why did the Tesla go to the gym? To work on its charging muscles.

Why did the Tesla cross the road? To get to the supercharging station on the other side.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught racing a UFO.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Hummer? A Hummtesla.

Why did Elon Musk start a tunnel digging company? To get to the other side, of course.

Why did the Tesla go to the party? To show off its flashy electric lights.

Why did Elon Musk start a solar panel company? To power up his electric dreams.

Why did Elon Musk start a solar roof company? To bring his vision of a sustainable future to life.

What does Elon Musk call his secret lair? The Elon-Gate.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Lamborghini? A Lambo-Tesla.

Why did Elon Musk start a company to colonize Mars? He wanted to make his own planet of the apps.

What do you call a Tesla with a mind of its own? An autonomous automaker.

Why did Elon Musk start a satellite company? To stay connected with his space-bound vehicles.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a BMW? A Teslabeamer.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always lost? A GPS fail.

Why did the Tesla get a ticket? It was caught speeding on the information superhighway.

Why did the Tesla get a flat tire? It ran over a charging cord.

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