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Tesla jokes 🚗⚡🔋 in 2024

Why did the Tesla go to the party? To show off its flashy electric lights.

Why did Elon Musk start a solar panel company? To power up his electric dreams.

Why did Elon Musk start a solar roof company? To bring his vision of a sustainable future to life.

What does Elon Musk call his secret lair? The Elon-Gate.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Lamborghini? A Lambo-Tesla.

Why did Elon Musk start a company to colonize Mars? He wanted to make his own planet of the apps.

What do you call a Tesla with a mind of its own? An autonomous automaker.

Why did Elon Musk start a satellite company? To stay connected with his space-bound vehicles.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a BMW? A Teslabeamer.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always lost? A GPS fail.

Why did the Tesla get a ticket? It was caught speeding on the information superhighway.

Why did the Tesla get a flat tire? It ran over a charging cord.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always running out of battery? A low-energy vehicle.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught going too fast on Mars.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always low on charge? A stranded car.

Why did the Tesla break down on the side of the road? It was charging too hard.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught joyriding in a black hole.

How does Elon Musk keep his hair looking so perfect? With rocket fuel, of course!

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