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Tesla jokes 🚗⚡🔋 in 2025

What do you call a Tesla that’s always breaking down? An Edison.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always making u-turns? A confused car.

Why did the Tesla go to space? To get a charge from the sun.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught going off-roading on Mars.

Why did Elon Musk start a space travel company? To boldly go where no one has gone before.

What do you call Elon Musk’s autobiography? “From PayPal to Payin’ It Forward.”

Why did Elon Musk become a billionaire? Because he’s always in charge of his electric company.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught drag racing his rocket.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught doing a burnout on the moon.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Corvette? A Corvetsla.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always in the shop? A lemon.

Why did the Tesla refuse to drive on bumpy roads? It said it was too shocked.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Prius? An Elec-TRI-us.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Ferrari? A Teslarri.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always on fire? A hot rod.

Why did the Tesla go to the gym? To work on its charging muscles.

Why did the Tesla cross the road? To get to the supercharging station on the other side.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught racing a UFO.

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