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Tesla jokes 🚗⚡🔋 in 2025

Why did Elon Musk start a tunneling company? To dig his way out of debt.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Ford Mustang? A Tesla-Stang.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always in the shop? A fixer-upper.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught accelerating at an exponential rate.

Why did Elon Musk start a brain implant company? To connect with his customers on a deeper level.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Chevy Volt? A Volting Tesla.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always getting into accidents? A crash test dummy.

Why did the Tesla go to the beach? To recharge its solar panels.

Why did the Tesla become a magician? It wanted to perform electric tricks.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always breaking down? An Edison.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always making u-turns? A confused car.

Why did the Tesla go to space? To get a charge from the sun.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught going off-roading on Mars.

Why did Elon Musk start a space travel company? To boldly go where no one has gone before.

What do you call Elon Musk’s autobiography? “From PayPal to Payin’ It Forward.”

Why did Elon Musk become a billionaire? Because he’s always in charge of his electric company.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught drag racing his rocket.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught doing a burnout on the moon.

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