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Tesla jokes 🚗⚡🔋 in 2025

Why did Elon Musk become a billionaire? Because he’s always in charge of his electric company.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught drag racing his rocket.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught doing a burnout on the moon.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Corvette? A Corvetsla.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always in the shop? A lemon.

Why did the Tesla refuse to drive on bumpy roads? It said it was too shocked.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Prius? An Elec-TRI-us.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Ferrari? A Teslarri.

What do you call a Tesla that’s always on fire? A hot rod.

Why did the Tesla go to the gym? To work on its charging muscles.

Why did the Tesla cross the road? To get to the supercharging station on the other side.

Why did Elon Musk get a ticket? He was caught racing a UFO.

What do you get when you cross a Tesla and a Hummer? A Hummtesla.

Why did Elon Musk start a tunnel digging company? To get to the other side, of course.

Why did the Tesla go to the party? To show off its flashy electric lights.

Why did Elon Musk start a solar panel company? To power up his electric dreams.

Why did Elon Musk start a solar roof company? To bring his vision of a sustainable future to life.

What does Elon Musk call his secret lair? The Elon-Gate.

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