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Tennis Jokes 🎾 in 2024

Where did the tennis players go on their date?
-The tennis ball.

Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?
-Because she made a big racquet.

How does a tennis publicity master impress the crowd?
-He hits overheads, ’cause then every point will be a smash hit.

Why didn’t the tennis player change the light bulb?
-He refused to admit it was out!

Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?
– To them, “Love” means nothing.

Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
-So he wouldn’t get his tennis shoes wet.

Why do elephants wear red tennis shoes?
– So they can hide in apple trees.

Why did the tennis player charge the net?
-She ran out of cash.

Where do ghosts play tennis?
-On a tennis corpse!

So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?
-The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.

Why did the man buy 9 racquets?
– Because tennis too many.

I wish they’d change the scoring system,
-but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.

Why don’t fish play tennis?
– Because there afraid of the net.

Why are fish no good at tennis?
-They don’t like getting close to nets

Which state has the most tennis players?
-Tennis-ee.

What was Serena Williams’ favorite number?
-Tenn-is her favorite number.

Did you know that if all the capillaries of a human lung were rolled out onto a tennis court..
-The game would likely be cancelled

What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?
-I’d like a soft serve, please

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