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Tennis Jokes 🎾 in 2024

Why did the tennis official keep trying to change light bulbs?
– He always thinks it’s out.

Tennis is a lot like waiting tables.
-The most important thing to get right is the first serve.

I’ve made a website for depressed tennis players…
– The servers are currently down…

Why do tennis players have low self esteem?
– Because they have so many faults.

A tennis player is leaving the court and and a guy walks up to him “Hey what’s all that in your pocket?” He says “It’s tennis balls”
-They guy says “Well, if it’s anything like tennis elbow, it must be painful!”

What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
-Who’s making all the racquet?

At what sport to waiters do really well?
-Tennis, because they’re such great servers.

A tennis ball walked into a bar
-It was served right away

Which tennis tournament never closes?
-The U.S. OPEN.

Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
-To hide in the tall, tall grass.

What time do tennis players go to bed?
-Tennish…

I hate tennis
-It’s such a wack sport

What do you serve but not eat?
-A tennis ball.

Why do tennis players like vending machines?
-‘Cause they don’t have to wait to be served.

You ever heard of silent tennis?
-It’s essentially tennis but without the racket.

What was Serena Williams’ favorite number?
-Tenn-is her favorite number.

What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?
-See you round.

The depressing thing about playing tennis is…..
-No matter how much you practice, you’ll never be as good as a wall.

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