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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2025

I’d been feeling a bit out of shape, but a visit to my dentist straightened me out.

Why did the dog breeder go to the dentist?
– One of his canines was loose.

WHERE DO TEETH SHOP?
– AT THE GAP!

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
– Dracula’s dentist.

What do dentists and the TSA have in common?
– Cavity checks.

What is a dentist’s favourite film?
– Plaque to the future.

What do you call two dentists who are very different?
– Molar opposites.

Why did the snowman go to the dentist?
– He had frostbite.

What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods?
– “You have a hole in one. “

I don’t think my dentist is very happy. She always looks down in the mouth.

Why did the deer go to the dentist?
– She had buck teeth.

HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN TOOTH?
– WITH TOOTH PASTE!

What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster?
– He braces himself!

What’s a dentist’s favorite emote to use when they play Fortnite?
– The floss.

A good dentist is a little picky. A really good dentist never gets on your nerves.

What type of award did the dentist win?
– A little plaque.

Why did the kid dance before bed?
– The dentist said to floss every night!

At what time do most people go to the dentist?
– At tooth-hurty (2:30)

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