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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2025

Nobody knew I had a dental implant until it came out during conversation.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
– Denis.

What is a dentist’s favorite dinosaur?
– A Floss-iraptor.

What kind of award do dentist’s hate?
– A little plaque

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
– Caps and robbers.

Which is the best time to go to the dentist?
– Tooth-hurty.

What is a dentist’s favourite type of boat?
– A tooth ferry.

WHAT DOES A TUBA PLAYER USE TO BRUSH HIS TEETH?
– A TUBA TOOTHPASTE!

Why are x-rays helpful after dinner?
– Because they’re tooth pics!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
– Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Did you know that the police have just raided the dental surgery?
– They are performing a cavity search.

Why did the iPhone go to the dentist?
– She had bluetooth.

WHAT IS THE TOOTH FAIRY’S FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG?
– ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH!

What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?
– Presi-dentures.

What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
– The dentist.

I had an appointment with my dentist to get a cavity fixed but he wasn’t there. Another dentist was filling in.

Why are dentists good at solving problems?
– Because they know how to get to the root of things.

Why did the king go to the dentist?
– To get his teeth crowned!

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