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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2025

Why don’t dentists get along with manicurists?
– They always end up fighting tooth and nail.

Why do dentists like potatoes?
– Because they’re so filling.

Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?
– They fought tooth and nail!

What is a dentist’s favourite place to go on holiday?
– Fluorida.

WHAT DID THE DENTIST SAY TO THE TOOTH WHEN HE LEFT THE ROOM?
– I’LL FILL YOU IN WHEN I GET BACK!

What do you call two dentists who are very different?
– Molar opposites.

What does the dentist of the year get?
– A little plaque.

My dentist has a TV in his surgery. I go there for Netflix and drill.

Why did the golfer go to the dentist?
– She had a hole-in-one.

WHICH TEETH DO YOU HAVE TO BRUSH?
– THE ONES YOU WANT TO KEEP!

Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?
– He needed a filling!

Why does a dentist seem moody?
– Because he always looks down in the mouth.

I had a contagious gum disease, but at least it gave me an infectious smile.

What do dentists call their patients’ X-rays?
– Tooth pics.

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
– She was told to open up.

What did the judge say to the dentist?
– Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?
– Because of Egypt his tooth….

Which is the best day to go to the dentist?
– Tooth-day.

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