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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2025

Where do dentists go to retire?
– Fluorida.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anesthetic injection when he was going for a filling?
– He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– She needed a root canal.

DETECTIVE FINDS LOST TEETH?
– A TOOTH SLEUTH

What is a dentist’s favorite animal?
– A molar bear.

Why did the two dentists get married?
– Because they were so enameled of each other.

My dentist said that my teeth are like a string of pearls. Each one has a hole through it.

My dentist asked me if I floss between meals. I said no, only between my teeth.

What did the dentist say to the judge?
– I promise to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

Why don’t dentists get along with manicurists?
– They always end up fighting tooth and nail.

Why do dentists like potatoes?
– Because they’re so filling.

Why did the dentist make a poor date for the manicurist?
– They fought tooth and nail!

What is a dentist’s favourite place to go on holiday?
– Fluorida.

WHAT DID THE DENTIST SAY TO THE TOOTH WHEN HE LEFT THE ROOM?
– I’LL FILL YOU IN WHEN I GET BACK!

What do you call two dentists who are very different?
– Molar opposites.

What does the dentist of the year get?
– A little plaque.

Why did the golfer go to the dentist?
– She had a hole-in-one.

WHICH TEETH DO YOU HAVE TO BRUSH?
– THE ONES YOU WANT TO KEEP!

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