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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2024

What did the dentist get for an award?
– A little plaque

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me, please?
– Scream as loud and painfully as you possibly can?

My dentist pulled out the wrong tooth, but I’ve forgiven him because it acci-dental.

Why did the lumberjack go to the dentist?
– He had a cavi-tree.

IF LOGAN HAS 25 CANDY BARS AND EATS 20 OF THEM, WHAT DOES HE HAVE?
– CAVITIES!

What did the judge say to the dentist?
– He needed a filling!

What does the dentist of the year get?
– A little plaque.

Nobody knew I had a dental implant until it came out during conversation.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
– Denis.

What is a dentist’s favorite dinosaur?
– A Floss-iraptor.

What kind of award do dentist’s hate?
– A little plaque

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
– Caps and robbers.

Which is the best time to go to the dentist?
– Tooth-hurty.

What is a dentist’s favourite type of boat?
– A tooth ferry.

WHAT DOES A TUBA PLAYER USE TO BRUSH HIS TEETH?
– A TUBA TOOTHPASTE!

Why are x-rays helpful after dinner?
– Because they’re tooth pics!

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
– Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Did you know that the police have just raided the dental surgery?
– They are performing a cavity search.

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