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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2025

What is a dentist’s favourite card game?
– Bridge.

WHAT KIND OF AWARD DOES A TOOTH NEVER WANT TO GET?
– A PLAQUE!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– To get a root canal.

A local dentist was arrested for dealing drugs.
– To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I’ve been going to him for 10 years and never knew he was a dentist.

What did the computer go to the dentist?
– She wanted to get her byte checked.

WHAT DID THE DENTIST SEE AT THE NORTH POLE?
– A MOLAR BEAR!

Why did the deer go to the dentist?
– had buck teeth.

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
– Denis

My dentist told me it was about time I put my money where my mouth is, so I got a gold filling in my teeth.

Why did the dentist decide it was a bad time to ask his nurse on a date?
– He was already taking out a tooth.

Why do dentists like potatoes?
– Because they are so filling!

What did the 90-year-old say to his great-grandson?
– I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!

What did the dinosaur eat after it had its teeth taken out?
– The dentist.

What is a dentist’s favourite clothes shop?
– Gap.

WHAT TIME SHOULD YOU GO TO THE DENTIST?
– TOOTH-HURTY!

What does an orthodontist do on a roller coaster?
– He braces himself!

WHY DID THE KING GO TO THE DENTIST?
– TO GET HIS TEETH CROWNED!

I asked my dentist if he would like to go out for dinner
– but he gave me the brush off.

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