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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2025

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
– A gummy bear.

The dentist says my teeth are like a string of pearls.
– Each one has a hole through it!

I’ve got a new job working at the dental office. I heard about it via word of mouth.

What job did the dentist have when she was in the army?
– Drill sergeant.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– To get a root canal.

What do dentists call their x-rays?
– Tooth-pics.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
– Fill me in when you get back.

What is a dentist’s favourite place to buy petrol?
– The filling station.

WHERE DO TEETH LIKE TO SHOP?
– AT THE GAP!

Where do dentists go to retire?
– Fluorida.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anesthetic injection when he was going for a filling?
– He wanted to transcend dental medication.

My dentist said that my teeth are like a string of pearls. Each one has a hole through it.

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– She needed a root canal.

DETECTIVE FINDS LOST TEETH?
– A TOOTH SLEUTH

What is a dentist’s favorite animal?
– A molar bear.

Why did the two dentists get married?
– Because they were so enameled of each other.

My dentist asked me if I floss between meals. I said no, only between my teeth.

What did the dentist say to the judge?
– I promise to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.

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