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Teeth jokes 🦷🦷 in 2025

WHAT IS THE TOOTH FAIRY’S FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG?
– ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOUR TWO FRONT TEETH!

What do you call George Washington’s false teeth?
– Presi-dentures.

What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
– The dentist.

I had an appointment with my dentist to get a cavity fixed but he wasn’t there. Another dentist was filling in.

Why are dentists good at solving problems?
– Because they know how to get to the root of things.

Why did the king go to the dentist?
– To get his teeth crowned!

What game do dentists always teach their children?
– Caps and robbers

How far is it to the dentist’s office?
– Six smiles.

What is a dentist’s favourite card game?
– Bridge.

WHAT KIND OF AWARD DOES A TOOTH NEVER WANT TO GET?
– A PLAQUE!

What do tooth fairies use to communicate?
– Bluetooth!

Why did the yellow tooth not find the white tooth’s jokes funny?
– Because he was already dead inside.

What did the computer go to the dentist?
– She wanted to get her byte checked.

WHAT DID THE DENTIST SEE AT THE NORTH POLE?
– A MOLAR BEAR!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?
– To get a root canal.

A local dentist was arrested for dealing drugs.
– To say I was surprised would be an understatement. I’ve been going to him for 10 years and never knew he was a dentist.

My dentist told me it was about time I put my money where my mouth is, so I got a gold filling in my teeth.

Why did the dentist decide it was a bad time to ask his nurse on a date?
– He was already taking out a tooth.

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