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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2025

What Do You Call a Teacher Without Students?
-Happy.

Where do hippos go to college?
-Hippocampus

The past, present and future walk into a bar.
– It was tense.

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school?
– Hissssss-tory.

A farmer counted 298 cows in his field.
-When he rounded them up, he had 300.

What did the passive-aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?
-“Nevermind.”

Why did the teacher write on the window?
-He wanted to make sure his lesson was perfectly clear.

Why can’t you trust an atom?
– They make up everything!

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
– A Pumpkin Pi.

Why was WWII so long?
-Because they were Stalin.

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