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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2025

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
-To get to the same side.

What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
– Plymouth Rock.

What’s a Teacher’s Favorite Nation?
-Expla-nation.

Be like a proton.
– Always stay positive.

Yesterday a book fell on my head.
-I only have my shelf to blame.

Where does Nicholas Romanov II get his coffee?
-Tsarbucks.

What did one math book say to the other?
-Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.

The past tense of William Shakespeare is
-Wouldiwas Shookspeared

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink?
-Hot chalk-olate.

What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
-Twister.

Why was the fraction afraid to marry the decimal?
-Because he would have to convert.

Why was WWI so quick?
-Because they were Russian.

What Do You Call a Teacher Without Students?
-Happy.

Where do hippos go to college?
-Hippocampus

The past, present and future walk into a bar.
– It was tense.

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school?
– Hissssss-tory.

A farmer counted 298 cows in his field.
-When he rounded them up, he had 300.

What did the passive-aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?
-“Nevermind.”

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