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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2025

I just finished this book on Mount Everest.
– It’s a real cliff-hanger

What did Mason say to Dixon?
– We’ve got to draw the line!

Why did the math book look so sad?
-Because it had so many problems.

Why should you never date an apostrophe?
-They’re too possessive

Don’t get caught studying the periodic table in Language Arts.
-It’s an elementary mistake.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
-Na.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
-To get to the same side.

What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
– Plymouth Rock.

What’s a Teacher’s Favorite Nation?
-Expla-nation.

Be like a proton.
– Always stay positive.

Yesterday a book fell on my head.
-I only have my shelf to blame.

Where does Nicholas Romanov II get his coffee?
-Tsarbucks.

What did one math book say to the other?
-Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.

The past tense of William Shakespeare is
-Wouldiwas Shookspeared

What’s a chalk board’s favorite drink?
-Hot chalk-olate.

What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
-Twister.

Why was the fraction afraid to marry the decimal?
-Because he would have to convert.

Why was WWI so quick?
-Because they were Russian.

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