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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2025

Why did the teacher write on the window?
-He wanted to make sure his lesson was perfectly clear.

Why can’t you trust an atom?
– They make up everything!

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
– A Pumpkin Pi.

Why was WWII so long?
-Because they were Stalin.

One tectonic plate bumps into another.
-“Oops! My fault!” It says.

Why does the ghost always need more books?
-She goes through them too quickly.

Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?
-Because her students were so bright.

Parallel lines have so much in common.
-It’s a shame that they’ll never meet.

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
-Your nose

Why were the teacher’s eyes crosses?
– She couldn’t control her pupils.

What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
-Keep trying until you get a reaction.

What can you put in a freezer that’s hot and will always come out hot?
-Hot sauce.

How did Vikings communicate?
– With Norse code.

Why did the attacking army use acid?
-To neutralize the enemy’s base.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
-Cats have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.

Why is a teacher like a judge?
-They both give out sentences.

Have you heard the latest statistics joke?
– Probably.

What would you find in Charles Dickens’ kitchen?
– The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.

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