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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2024

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
-Look at the board and I will go through it, again.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
-The scientists were brainstorming

Why does nobody talk to circles?
-Because there’s no point.

Why was Anne Boleyn’s ghost always chasing after Henry VIII?
-She was trying to get ahead.

Why Did the Music Teacher Need a Ladder?
-To reach the high notes!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
– It went OK.

I just finished this book on Mount Everest.
– It’s a real cliff-hanger

What did Mason say to Dixon?
– We’ve got to draw the line!

Why did the math book look so sad?
-Because it had so many problems.

Why should you never date an apostrophe?
-They’re too possessive

Don’t get caught studying the periodic table in Language Arts.
-It’s an elementary mistake.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
-Na.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
-To get to the same side.

What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to?
– Plymouth Rock.

What’s a Teacher’s Favorite Nation?
-Expla-nation.

Be like a proton.
– Always stay positive.

Yesterday a book fell on my head.
-I only have my shelf to blame.

Where does Nicholas Romanov II get his coffee?
-Tsarbucks.

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