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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2025

What’s the Difference Between a Teacher and a Train?
-What’s the Difference Between a Teacher and a Train?

A red blood cell walked into a busy restaurant. The hostess asked, “Would you like to sit at the bar?”
– The red cell replied, “No, thanks. I’ll just circulate.”

What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of dancing?
-Square dancing?

Why was school so much easier for cave people?
-They didn’t have any history to learn.

Never trust a math teacher with graph paper in their hands.
– They’re plotting something.

What’s a car’s favorite section in the library?
-Autobiographies.

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
-Look at the board and I will go through it, again.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
-The scientists were brainstorming

Why does nobody talk to circles?
-Because there’s no point.

Why was Anne Boleyn’s ghost always chasing after Henry VIII?
-She was trying to get ahead.

Why Did the Music Teacher Need a Ladder?
-To reach the high notes!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
– It went OK.

I just finished this book on Mount Everest.
– It’s a real cliff-hanger

What did Mason say to Dixon?
– We’ve got to draw the line!

Why did the math book look so sad?
-Because it had so many problems.

Why should you never date an apostrophe?
-They’re too possessive

Don’t get caught studying the periodic table in Language Arts.
-It’s an elementary mistake.

Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
-Na.

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