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Teacher jokes 📚 in 2025

Did you hear about the mathematicians who’s afraid of negative numbers?
-He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

If you see an improperly lower-cased letter
-you must capitalize on it.

I’ll always encourage you to follow your dreams.
– But, I’ll never let you sleep in class.

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
-It already had a million degrees.

What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
-A cookie sheet!

How was the Roman Empire divided?
-With a pair of Caesars.

Why did I divide sin by tan?
-Just cos.

I’m assigning three chapters this weekend.
– Go ahead and tell your friends that you’re “booked.”

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
– Expla-nation.

Why couldn’t the number four get into the club?
-Because he was too square.

When writing
– always avoid cliches like the plague.

Why was the student’s report card all wet?
-It was below C level.

I just read a book about Helium.
– It was so good, I couldn’t put it down.

Decimals have a point,
-you know.

Where was the Magna Carta signed?
-At the bottom.

What did the zero say to the eight?
– “Nice belt!”

Three transitive verbs walk into a bar.
– They sit. They drink. They leave.

Time is a great teacher.
-Unfortunately, it kills all its students.

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