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Tea jokes ☕ in 2024

Coffee is just bean tea!
– Just let that steep for a few minutes

I know a dentist who doesn’t like tea.
– Denis.

What do you call a small child who can’t drink much tea?
– A tea-toddler.

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
– Liberty

Why did Karl marx dislike earl grey tea?
– Because all proper-tea is theft

Patient says, “Doctor I have pain in my eye whenever I drink tea”
– Doctor says, “Take the spoon out of your mug”

Someone just ran off with my tea.
– Think I’ve been mugged…

What’s the difference between a tea bag and the German football team?
– A tea bag stays in the cup for longer…
– Bit of British humour right there 😉

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
– Reality

Why should you always bring your own cup to a spy’s tea party?
– Their cups are always chipped.

What do you call a bri’ish Dinosaur
– A tea-rex

Why do the cows return from the fields right when evening tea is ready?
– It’s the tea-pot calling the cattle back.

I like my women like I like my tea.
– In a bag, underwater.

Why was the tea bag at the police station?
– She was mugged in broad daylight!

I was out having tea with my mother and I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti; she laughed at my idea!!
– You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a break?
– Tea, Rex?

Why don’t hipsters drink iced tea?
– Because they drank tea before it was cool.

Chocolate mousse isn’t my cup of tea…
– I find it off pudding.

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