Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Tea jokes ☕ in 2025

What happened to black tea when earl grey became more popular?
– It became the minoritea

What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
– A cough-y drinker.

Where is the most fertile region for growing tea?
– Chai-land.

What is the most well behaved drink?
– Tea because the others are not tea

Never accept tea offered by the Russian President
– You don´t know what Vladimir Putin

What do you call a small child that drinks tea?
– A tea-toddler

Not sure about my trendy new local cafe.
– It fills me with uncertain tea.

I just sorted out all of my tea bags and color-coded the containers.
– It was really tea-dious.

So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks…
– and shouts, “gimme a tea!”

A joke from my 7 year old… What do you call a man who dips biscuits into his cup of tea?
– Duncan

Very good tea and pasta joke
What is your favorite type of tea?
– Spaghett-tea

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea?
– Because all proper-tea is theft.

My wife left me because of how insecure I am.
– Nevermind, she is back. She was just getting some tea.

What’s a philosopher’s favourite type of tea?
– Certain *tea*

TIL that the most fertile land for growing tea
– Is located in Chai land

Why does Britain like tea so much?
– Because tea leaves.

What starts with a “t,” ends with a “t, and is full of “t”?
– A teapot.

What kind of tea can be hard to swallow?
– Reality.

Follow us on Facebook