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Tea jokes ☕ in 2024

Why type of tea does Queen Elizabeth love to drink?
– Immortali-tea.

What does a british real estate agent care most about?
– His proper tea

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
– Reality.

What do workers in a tea factory never get?
– Coffee breaks

Why did the woman refuse to drink the tea served at the cafe?
– It wasn’t her cup of tea.

A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear…. “Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?”
– The bear responds:”No, I’m stuffed.”

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?
– Because proper tea is theft!

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
– Boo tea.

How does an american make a cup of tea
– They Boil a cup of boston harbour water

Tsunami invited Cyclone, Earthquake, and Drought to a tea party, but no one came.
– Tsunami had a silent tea.

What does Batman put in his tea?
– Just ice.

You should always compete when drinking tea
– Otherwise you’ll have Casual teas

I had a cup of coffee with a penguin yesterday.
– He said he would have preferred a fish.

What do workers in a tea factory never get?
– Coffee breaks.

My father used to say “Take everything with a pinch of salt”
– Nice man. Made terrible tea.

Quality Assurance in Tea
– My uncle was a tea tester. He had to test teas.

Did you hear about the Indian lady who drinks only one cup of tea?
– She is known as Jaswanti.

How did the loving cup of tea greet his wife every day?
– “Hello, brew-tea-full!”

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