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Tea jokes ☕ in 2024

If, whilst having my tea, I knock a pea off my plate onto the table or floor, I announce to my family – “I have an escape-pea.”
– My family don’t like me

My Husband thought of a tea shop name “these tea’s are made of leaves.”
– Honestly, who am I to disagree.

Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was having a tea.
– Think he was on a brake.

What did the students get their favorite teacher who loved tea?
– A “Tea-cher of the Year” tea mug.

What kind of tea does a house drink?
– Propertea

What did one tea leaf say to the other tea leaf?
– This is a fine mesh we’ve gotten ourselves into!

What type of tea does Uncle Sam drink.
– Liberty.

What kind of tea is really hard to swallow?
– Reali-tea.

How does Moses make his tea?
– Hebrews it.

– I’m serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea?
– The next day he was found dead in his tea pee

Why does General Iroh never gossip?
– He hates to spill tea!

What happened to black tea when earl grey became more popular?
– It became the minoritea

What do you call a vehicle that comes with a dispenser that makes sweet tea forever?
– It’s an Infinite-tea.

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?
– Tea N’ Tea.

How does Moses make tea?
– Hebrews it!

I called the cops after hearing my neighbor yelling and screaming at his cup of tea for hours on end
– It was herbal abuse

Used to work in a tea shop
– but quit when I thought something was brewing…

What do you call the woman who got rich selling tea?
– A mult-tea-millionaire.

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