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Tea jokes ☕ in 2024

Why does Britain like tea so much?
– Because tea leaves.

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?
– It’s just not their Kappa tea

Tsunami invited Cyclone,Earthquake,and Drought to a tea party.
– No one came.

– Tsunami had a silent tea.

When I was a boy, my Momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I’d come home with 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, 1/2 a pound of cheese, pack of tea and 6 eggs.
– You can’t do that now.
– Too many security cameras

Why should you always bring your own cup to a spy’s tea party?
– Their cups are always chipped.

The tea and coffee are married, but the tea leaves.
– Does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?

My new vehicle came with a dispenser that makes sweet tea forever…
– It’s a Infinite-tea.

I used to think the film Alien was about making a cup of tea.
– “I can’t open this milk!” “In space, no one can. Here, use cream.”

Why type of tea does Queen Elizabeth love to drink?
– Immortali-tea.

What does a british real estate agent care most about?
– His proper tea

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
– Reality.

What do workers in a tea factory never get?
– Coffee breaks

Why did the woman refuse to drink the tea served at the cafe?
– It wasn’t her cup of tea.

A little girl is having a tea party with her teddy bear…. “Would you like anything to eat Mr. Bear?”
– The bear responds:”No, I’m stuffed.”

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?
– Because proper tea is theft!

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
– Boo tea.

How does an american make a cup of tea
– They Boil a cup of boston harbour water

Tsunami invited Cyclone, Earthquake, and Drought to a tea party, but no one came.
– Tsunami had a silent tea.

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