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Tea jokes ☕ in 2024

You should always compete when drinking tea
– Otherwise you’ll have Casual teas

I had a cup of coffee with a penguin yesterday.
– He said he would have preferred a fish.

What do workers in a tea factory never get?
– Coffee breaks.

My father used to say “Take everything with a pinch of salt”
– Nice man. Made terrible tea.

Quality Assurance in Tea
– My uncle was a tea tester. He had to test teas.

Did you hear about the Indian lady who drinks only one cup of tea?
– She is known as Jaswanti.

How did the loving cup of tea greet his wife every day?
– “Hello, brew-tea-full!”

What does an English pimp do, after having tea and crumpets?
– Tally Hoes.

Why didn’t Karl Marx drink Earl Gray?
– All proper tea is theft.

What does a camel ask when they give you a cup of tea?
– One hump or two?

What do you a call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
– A Tea-rex.
– My 5 year old likes to tell me this. It makes me chuckle.

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
– Boo tea.

I once mistook somebody’s drink for mine.
– It was definitely not my cup of tea

Why is Lemonade bad?
– Because it’s Not-tea by nature.

Tea is for mugs.

What do you call a new material made out of lemons and tea leaves?
– Arnold Polymer.

Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea?
– Hebrews regularly.

What second language is most commonly spoken by male tea drinkers?
– Hebrew.

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