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Tea jokes ☕ in 2024

How does Moses make his tea?
– Hebrews it.

– I’m serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Did you hear about the native American who tried to beat the world record for drinking the most tea?
– The next day he was found dead in his tea pee

Why does General Iroh never gossip?
– He hates to spill tea!

What happened to black tea when earl grey became more popular?
– It became the minoritea

What do you call a vehicle that comes with a dispenser that makes sweet tea forever?
– It’s an Infinite-tea.

What do the English use to blow up their enemies?
– Tea N’ Tea.

How does Moses make tea?
– Hebrews it!

I called the cops after hearing my neighbor yelling and screaming at his cup of tea for hours on end
– It was herbal abuse

Used to work in a tea shop
– but quit when I thought something was brewing…

What do you call the woman who got rich selling tea?
– A mult-tea-millionaire.

A British man takes a sip of his coffee.
– And says, This not my cup of tea.

Why do the cows return from the fields right about when evening tea is ready?
– It’s tea-pot calling the cattle back

Have you heard about the cannabis-infused tea for marsupials?
– It’s high Koala tea

What do you call a man who dips biscuits into his cup of tea?
– Duncan.

Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey?
– Because all proper tea is theft.

I like my men like I like my coffee
– *sips tea*

Did you hear about the Native American who drank 20 gallons of tea?
– They found him dead the next day laying in his own teapee.

Political correctness
– This political correctness is slowly getting too bad. You can’t even say “black tea” anymore. Now it’s “Jamal, pour me more tea”

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