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Tax jokes 💸 in 2025

What do actuaries do to liven up their parties?
– Invite an accountant.

How do accountants pick their friends?
– They stick with assets and drop liabilities.

Why did the IRS audit the church?
– For reporting false profits.

What does an accountant say when getting on a train?
– “Mind the GAAP.”

How does Santa Claus’ accountant value his sleigh?
– “Net present value.”

Why does the IRS hate Sherlock Holmes?
– Because he makes too many deductions.

After I spoke with the tax auditor, I slept like a baby. I woke up every hour and cried.

Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes?
– They’ve only got one scent.

Organised Religion and Mafias have a lot in common…
– Both have their respective clubhouses and neither pay taxes

Why do accountants like dirty jokes?
– Because their sense of humor is accrued.

Why don’t skunks have to pay taxes?
– Because they only have one scent.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Ever wonder why it’s called a Form 1040?
– For every $50 you earn, you get $10 and they get $40.

What do you call someone without enough personality to be an accountant?
– An economist.

How does Santa Claus list elves on his tax returns?
– As “dependent Clauses.”

The IRS is a place that says, “Watch your step” going in, and “Watch your language” going out.

What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don’t?
– Depreciation.

What do you call an accountant with an opinion?
– An auditor!

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