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Tattoo jokes ☠⚕✒️ in 2024

Why did the tattoo artist have a successful business during a recession? People needed something to ink about!

What do you call a tattoo of a clam? An ink-vertebrate!

Why did the tattoo artist become a comedian? He wanted to ink some laughs!

Why did the tattoo artist have a successful business? She had a lot of ink-come!

What do you call a tattoo of a cow? An ink-stead of steak!

Why did the tattoo artist get fired? His tattoos were just skin-deep!

What do you call a tattoo of a hippopotamus? An ink-potamus!

What do you call a tattoo that doesn’t get enough sleep? A night ink!

Why did the tattoo artist have trouble with his business? He couldn’t ink a deal with his suppliers!

What do you call a tattoo of a bird? A fly ink!

Why did the tattoo artist go on vacation? To ink-joy some time off!

How does a tattoo artist make his art waterproof? By putting it under skin-sealant!

What do you call a tattoo of a dragon? An ink-redible beast!

Why did the tattoo artist get a job as a plumber? He was great at laying ink-pipe!

What do you call a tattoo of a fish? An ink-lin!

Why did the tattoo artist go on a diet? To get rid of his extra ink-weight!

Why did the tattoo artist have a lousy business? His tattoos had no body-ink!

Why did the tattoo artist have a successful business in the winter? He was great at inking jackets!

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