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Tattoo jokes ☠⚕✒️ in 2025

What do you call a tattoo of a sea creature? An ink-quid!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms with tattoos? They’re prone to be unstable!

What do you call a tattoo of a rabbit? An ink-bunny!

Why don’t tattoo artists get lost? They have a compass-ink!

Why did the tattoo artist have trouble finding customers? His tattoos were too over-inked!

What’s a pirate’s favorite tattoo? A skull and crossbones!

Why did the tattoo artist have a successful business during a recession? People needed something to ink about!

What do you call a tattoo of a clam? An ink-vertebrate!

Why did the tattoo artist become a comedian? He wanted to ink some laughs!

Why did the tattoo artist have a successful business? She had a lot of ink-come!

What do you call a tattoo of a cow? An ink-stead of steak!

Why did the tattoo artist get fired? His tattoos were just skin-deep!

What do you call a tattoo of a hippopotamus? An ink-potamus!

What do you call a tattoo that doesn’t get enough sleep? A night ink!

Why did the tattoo artist have trouble with his business? He couldn’t ink a deal with his suppliers!

What do you call a tattoo of a bird? A fly ink!

Why did the tattoo artist go on vacation? To ink-joy some time off!

How does a tattoo artist make his art waterproof? By putting it under skin-sealant!

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