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Tattoo jokes ☠⚕✒️ in 2025

Why did the tattoo artist open a bakery? He wanted to make ink-redible cakes!

What do you call a tattoo of a sandwich? An ink-which!

What do you call a tattoo of a flower? An ink-blossom!

What did the tattoo artist say to the avocado? “Let’s guac and roll!”

What do you call a tattoo of a knight? An ink-vasion!

How does a tattoo artist spell relief? I-N-K!

Why did the tattoo artist break up with his girlfriend? She thought his tattoos were needled and thread-bare!

Why did the guy get a tattoo of a telephone on his back? So he could have a direct line to his wife!

Why did the tattoo artist get arrested? His tattoos were too incriminating!

Why did the tattoo artist put a tree on his head? So he could have some ink-carnation!

What do you call a tattoo of a sea creature? An ink-quid!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms with tattoos? They’re prone to be unstable!

What do you call a tattoo of a rabbit? An ink-bunny!

Why don’t tattoo artists get lost? They have a compass-ink!

Why did the tattoo artist have trouble finding customers? His tattoos were too over-inked!

What’s a pirate’s favorite tattoo? A skull and crossbones!

Why did the tattoo artist have a successful business during a recession? People needed something to ink about!

What do you call a tattoo of a clam? An ink-vertebrate!

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