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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2025

Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long
-He said no, it was going to be round.

I made some fish tacos
-but they just ignored them and swam away.

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?
– Por flavor

Have you ever been interrupted by a tortilla?
-It’s seriously annoying, they always taco’ver you.

A joke told to me today by a little old man at Taco Bell completely out of the blue
-Why was the man fired from his job at the orange juice factory?
He couldn’t concentrate.

What do you call a Taco Bell merged with a Weinerschnitzel?
– A beanerschnitzel.
I’m so sorry…

When you don’t want to talk about it,
– it’s best to burrito your head in the sand.

Hey baby
– let’s taco walk on the wild side.

I tried eating the whole Taco Bell menu once..
-They kindly asked me to get off the counter

As a good luck charm my baseball team eats taco bell before every game.
-To help us get more runs than our opponent.

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