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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2024

I got gas today for $1.39.
-Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.

I noticed Taco Bell cups say “welcome to the after party” on them.
-That’s a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea…..

It’s good to have friends who are taco chef.
-They are always seasoning the day.

If you eat 25 tacos and pass out, you’ll wake up in..
-Tacoma

Why wasn’t Taco Bell featured at the White House’s fast food feast?
-Because Trump would have expected them to pay for the whole meal.

Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?
-Yeah, he was jalapeño business.

When my mom went out she left me some tacos
– in queso emergency.

Two blonde Mexican girls walk past a Taco Bell.
-One looks at the other and says “Hey, I didn’t know we owned a telephone company.”

What’s the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell?
– About 25 seconds in the microwave.

I made some fish tacos last night.
-They just swam around for ages and didn’t eat them.

I drove by the Taco Bell drive-thru last night and it was empty.
-Then I realized everyone is out of toilet paper!

In a surprise move, Taco Bell is acquiring Taco Bueno…
-It’s a hostile tacover.

Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal
-It starts with, “lettuce pray.”

If you don’t like tacos,
-I’m nacho type.

Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch
-Son replies “a Taco,ma.”

What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes?
-Slow Clowns.

The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well.
– “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”

“I don’t like tacos.”
-Said no Juan ever.

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