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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2024

What do you call taco sauce protectors?
-Mild Protective Services

I covered a crocodile with tortillas.
-It became a tacodile

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.
-Well actually he said “less McDonald’s” but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

My local Greek restaurant just started serving tacos and burritos….
-I tried it earlier today and it turns out it’s plain old Greecey Mexican food.

I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest
– I ran out of thyme.

Why are Tacos depressed?
-Because they’re always falling apart

What’s Taco Bell’s secret sauce recipe?
-No idea, they keep it under wraps.
I’ll show myself out.

Are you into fitness?
-Yeah, I’m fit’n’ess whole taco into my mouth.

I absolutely love tacos,
-in queso you didn’t know.

Greek tacos sound good for lunch.
-Gyros in a half shell.

What did the EMT say to the choking guy at Taco Bell?
-Live más.

My life is like a taco.
-It’s falling apart.

I got gas today for $1.39.
-Unfortunately it was at Taco Bell.

I noticed Taco Bell cups say “welcome to the after party” on them.
-That’s a harsh way to tell you that you just got diarrhea…..

It’s good to have friends who are taco chef.
-They are always seasoning the day.

If you eat 25 tacos and pass out, you’ll wake up in..
-Tacoma

Why wasn’t Taco Bell featured at the White House’s fast food feast?
-Because Trump would have expected them to pay for the whole meal.

Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?
-Yeah, he was jalapeño business.

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