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Taco Jokes 🌮 in 2025

I love Taco Bell so much that I even enjoy being *asked* what style of tacos I want…
-I get hard every time.

Bought a huge flatscreen tv for $20 in an alley way after eating fast food
-But when I got home and plugged it in a big Taco Bell menu popped up

Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
-For the extra dough!

Tacos say their own sort of Grace before a meal
-It starts with, “lettuce pray.”

If you don’t like tacos,
-I’m nacho type.

Mama Toyota asked her son what he wanted for lunch
-Son replies “a Taco,ma.”

What’s pink and stuck between an elephant’s toes?
-Slow Clowns.

The waiter’s interview at the Mexican restaurant wasn’t going very well.
– “Please,” he said, “taco chance on me.”

“I don’t like tacos.”
-Said no Juan ever.

DNA is like the menu at Taco Bell
-Different combinations of the same four ingredients to achieve endless results.

Jokes about tacos always get a bad wrap.
-It’s probably because they’re so corny.

Did you know that Taco Bell names an item after the sound that you make after you eat it?
-No, there isn’t a “mmmm”. It’s the chalupa.

I can be the Taco Beast…
-…If you’re my Taco Belle!

Don’t worry
-taco your time.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner.
– They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.

What do you call an ocean full of tacos?
-Flotilla

Tacos are always depressed,
-they fall apart so easily.

You are looking through your food bag after just leaving the Taco Bell drive through and find a note written on a napkin that reads “There are 2 armed men in here”…….what do you do?
-Eat your food…….1 armed men can’t make tacos.

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