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Swimming jokes 🏊🤿 in 2025

My doctor told me to dive deep into some vitamin sea to improve my health.

Security Guard : “I’m sorry ma’am.But due to covid regulations, swimming in the hotel pool is prohibited”
Woman : ” You could have warned me before I removed the clothes”

Security guard :” Well, there is no prohibition about that”.

What did Cinderella wear on her feet when she went swimming?
– Glass Flippers.

When they asked the swimmer about how he went back in time, he said he was just doing backstroke.

This summer is going swimmingly.

A sole and a flounder are swimming in the ocean when they bump into each other. The sole says, “A flounder!”
– The flounder, to be polite, says nothing.

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