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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2025

Cut my life into pieces and you will end up with my sushi roll.

Expensive sushi
– That’s s raw deal

What did the sushi rice say when the customers made assumptions about it?
– Orzo you think.

Dad’s favorite sushi does not even contain fish
– It’s the eye roll

If you cannot buy happiness, you can still buy sushi which has the same effect.

At the dancing hall, sushi tells the bee, “Wasa-bee! Let’s roll.”

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