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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2025

When you are driving on busy roads, it is important to control your tempura.

What’s my favorite kind of sushi?
– Payroll

What did the rice ball get after being a tasty addition to the sushi?
– An honor roll.

Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?
– To protest the Unagi Ration.

Why didn’t the seaweed get the job at the aquarium?
– Because it was acting fishy.

What a waste of money, that was the worst sushi of all time.
– It wasn’t even cooked.

What is a sushi’s favorite music genre?
– Rock and roll.

My girlfriend told me that if I took her to get sushi, I didn’t have to use a condom after.
– She’s getting the raw end of that deal!

What did the sushi chef say when he got to put tuna in his sushi roll?
– This is such a great oppor-tuna-ty.

When he was asked to say one romantic line to his wife to be,
– he told her, “you are the salmon to my sticky rice.”

What did the cannibal do when he wanted something to eat with his sushi?
– He bought a pack of ra-men.

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?
– That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

My girlfriend hated my obsession with Japanese food
– Sushi left me.

What is making craft using seaweed called?
– Norigami.

As the year comes to an end, all I think about is raw-kin’ round the Christmas tree.

What kind of a sushi restaurant will a lawyer open?
– One called Sosumi.

My 5 year old hates Sushi. He came up with this stunner last night.
What rhymes with Sushi?

– Tushie!

What do you call a formal sushi?
– So-fish-ticated.

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