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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2025

Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.
– How else will you learn fission.

What did the seaweed say when he and the rice were being asked to do a boring chore?
– Sea-weed rather not.

If you are a straight A-student, the best type of sushi for you is the honor roll.

What is Bob Seeger’s favorite type of sushi?
– Old Thai Rock and Roll.

My mom is a sunni, my dad is a shia
– I’m sushi.

What motivation quote goes around in a Japanese sushi bar?
– Do any-fin, just make sure not to trout yourself.

I really like your cool demeanor. Wasabi my valentine?

Why did the sushi roll make first chair in the orchestra?
– Because she tuna.

What is the best food to take before a legal meeting?
– Sue-shi.

What is a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room?
– Sushi

Why does the seaweed enwrap the sushi?
– Because that is how it likes to roll.

I can’t believe he did that to you.
– I am soy soy sorry.

What did sushi A say to sushi B?
– Wasabi.

What do you call an expensive sushi?
– A raw deal.

“This sushi is terrible.”
– “Sir, this is an aquarium.”

Why is the sushi masago orange?
– Because the water in the rice makes it rusty.

Where do seaweeds tend to seek help?
– Kelp-wanted section.

They went to the local restaurant and ordered some sushi.
– After eating, they discovered that they got the raw end of the deal.

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