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Sushi jokes 🍣 in 2024

At the dancing hall, sushi tells the bee, “Wasa-bee! Let’s roll.”

What is a sushi class instructor’s favorite activity?
– Taking the roll.

Why were there cops at the sushi restaurant
– ? Because they smelled something fishy.

A Sunni and a Shia Muslim have a child together
– They name her Sushi

When they saw the aquarium on top of the cupboard, the two cats thought to themselves that this must be the new sushi bar.

What is the sushi chef’s favorite roll?
– Payroll.

Did you hear about the new car the sushi roll got?
– It is a Rolls-Rice.

If I were you I would avoid the sushi here,
– It’s a bit fishy.

What kind of topping does a seaweed like on its pizza?
– Norigano.

It was so iraw-nical that she ordered sushi for supper, yet he hates it.

Why did the girl not like sushi anymore?
– Because her liking was tempura-ry.

Why doesn’t Jesus eat sushi?
– Because tacos are more popular in Mexico.

Why did the sushi taste funny?
– Because it was made of clownfish.

The reason I loved his subject in undergrad is because it made miso happy.

It is on record that the world greatest sushi chef started his training at the age of tuna half.

My girlfriend used to be a vegan and post on r/vegan all the time. But then she got addicted to Sushi…
– And only posts on r/aww

My mother claims that raw fish keeps disappearing from our refrigerator
– It’s the Ghost of sushi, ma

Why did the seaweed smirk when the rice said it does not like to stick?
– Because it was i-raw-nical.

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